I'm okay

But things have gotten kookier than I realized they ever could. New update soon!

Sorry that it's taken so long

I have reason to believe that I have a price on my head. I have been hiding out in a secure location and daisy chaining proxy servers to post this. More info soon.

Michael Jackson lives!

I come to you with the most important information of my life. I have been contacted by Michael Jackson's people and he is alive and well. On June 25, 2009 Michael Joseph Jackson faked his own death with the help of his doctors and close friends.

On September 3, 2009, an empty casket was buried at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California. It did NOT contain the body of Mr. Jackson.

Michael was bussed off to a Private jet and flown to an undisclosed location. On January 1st I was contacted by his associates who informed me that he was letting the truth of his death out to a few people. I will be meeting with Mr. Jackson in 3 months to discuss how his future will unfold.

Michael would like you to know that he loves the fans with all his heart and that he wishes events didn't have to unfold in this manner but he has to stay out of the spotlight for the time being. Things are quite a bit more complicated than they appear and he had been planning this event for several years now. He even hid clues of his plans in his most recent albums as well as his reasoning behind it.

There are people out there that would not like a person like Michael Jackson to exist in the world. The fake lawsuits, the media depiction of him, the unrelenting person attacks are all evidence of a massive conspiracy that includes even his family members and record execs, as well as high level members of the US Government. This was an organized plot to destroy Michael. He only wanted to bring love and understanding into the world and he was opposed on all sides by the oppressors of times past. If he hadn't fake his death this same conspiracy would have killed him.

But do not fear, he is not really gone. He will be speaking to me more and more in the following years, and more than just being a pop idol, he really wants to change the world for the better. He wants you to understand the secrets of his life, and communicate them in a more plain and understandable manner. The kind of straight explanation of the mysteries surrounding his world that the record producers would not allow him to talk about.

I am not just some crazy out here spouting conspiracy, I have been contacted directly from Michael's people and they will be giving me evidence for you guys soon enough. Now is not the time for that though.

Until then, he wants you to know his care for all of you out there and that he is sorry for the way things were forced to go. He wishes he could have stayed out in the spotlight to continue to help people but right now it is just much too dangerous.